The Chicken Nugget Prayer

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Our chicken nugget

Who art pure heaven

Tasty be thy name

Thy platter come

Thy will be done

In the microwave as is in the oven

Give us this day our daily breading

And forgive us our gas passing

As we forgive those who pass gas against us

And lead us not into obesity

But deliver us from cellulite

For thine is the chicken,

and the breading, and the greasy goodness

For ever and ever.

With ranch.