It's a leg! It's a lamp! It's A MAJOR AWARD!

I'm taking a break from the Law of Attraction series this week because my changes to Part 6 didn't save and rather than being responsible and redoing it all, I decided to catch up on The Bold and the Beautiful instead. I feel pretty good about that.

I also wanted to take this opportunity to brag about what I got for Christmas that I bet you didn't get. I've been asking for the Christmas Story leg lamp for more than a year, so when the box showed up that said "HIS END UP", I knew at once that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Either that or my husband was sick of my whining. Either way.

I didn't wait until Christmas to open it. Hell no. I couldn't keep the awesomeness of my major award all to myself during this season of sharing. Baby Jesus just wouldn't approve. To my delight, the lamp was of solid construction and even more beautiful in person than I could have ever dreamed possible. My husband carefully assembled it and placed it in the front window. With the snap of a few sparks and a quick whiff of ozone, the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.

The obnoxious Christmas display that my neighbor puts on every year was definitely not the star of the show this Christmas. People came from far and wide to capture a glimpse of the beauty radiating from my window while simultaneously fighting off the jealousy that raged in their heart of hearts.

You really find out who your friends are when you win the lamp lottery as I did. Some people just can't handle it when you have nicer things than they do. Now I know how the Kardashians feel on the deepest level.

Be sure and join me next week when we pick back up with the Law of Attraction series. I wish you all a very happy Monday, and don't hate me because my leg lamp's beautiful!